"I'm going to get make him give you a super stiff drink," he said. "The stiffest possible drink, man. Just you wait." "Great. Stiff...

For about a year, Simone lived in a Wyoming town two hours south of Billings, on a straight line down 94 through the Crow Reservation....

The kids arrived from school anxious and whiny. I make them a complex snack, per usual. Apple sauce warmed in the microwave. A scoop of...

Harold fell in the lagoon again on Saturday. Second time this summer. Or, well, I guess fall now. I took him for a walk in the park to...

Jay and the Americans performed "Brown Eyed Girl" one New Year's Eve, I think at the Fallsview Hotel. Or maybe that year was Kutscher's,...

So. Thromar took the long way back from the factory one afternoon. A nice day with oblong puffs hanging in the sky above the flat...

Here is the transcription of my voice-recorded guidebook entry for Arches National Park, written in July, and dedicated to Wilma, who I...

Barbara makes this clicking sound with her tongue. Or maybe less of a clicking than a clucking. It’s how she announces displeasure with...

Hawks aren't uncommon up in Westchester County. It seems like there are more ever year, in fact. They trace out lazy circular courses...

John Milton the Cat weighed four ounces. He pawed and scratched the couches, the table legs, the bookshelves (bowed into slumping...